Brain-Proof Tees: “Zombies Eat Brains, Don’t Worry You’re Safe” Collection


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Brain-Proof Tees: “Zombies Eat Brains, Don’t Worry You’re Safe” Collection

Witty one-liner: “Because on some days, your shirt says it all, especially when zombies are involved! 😜”

😂 Material: 95% cotton – soft enough to make even a zombie say “Brains… but also, where’d you get that shirt?”

🎉 Colors: Ranging from ‘zombie apocalypse sunrise yellow’ to ‘night crawler red.’ Get your hue of sarcasm!

🤡 Size Spectrum: S to 3XL – because zombies aren’t picky, but we are.

Dive into a shirt that not only shields you from fashion mishaps but also potential zombie snacks. With a dash of “Sarcastic Days” humor and a sprinkle of contemporary design, each tee boasts a vivid letter pattern that lets the undead—and everyone else—know exactly where you stand. Or run!

“Never a dull moment with my new Brain-Proof Tee from Sarcastic Days. Party level: Upgraded! – Jordan T.

🎈Join the Brain-Proof Club: Why wear your heart on your sleeve when you can wear your brains—or lack thereof—on your chest? Get yours today!

Our Guarantee: Not 100% satisfied? Don’t worry; zombies aren’t either. Return it within 30 days for a full refund. No brains consumed in the process!

In conclusion: Looking for brains, style, and wit? At least we’ve got two out of three covered. 😉


Size/CM Lenght Bust Shoulder
S 66 94 42
M 69 100 44
L 72 106 46.5
XL 74 112 49
XXL 76 118 51.5
3XL 78 124 54


1. Asian sizes are 1 to 2 sizes smaller than European and American people. Choose the larger size if your size between two sizes. Please allow 2-3cm differences due to manual measurement.

2. Please check the size chart carefully before you buy the item, if you don’t know how to choose size, please contact our customer service.

3.As you know, the different computers display colors differently, the color of the actual item may vary slightly from the following images.

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Weight 0.34 kg
Dimensions 300 × 200 × 30 cm

2XL, 3XL, L, M, S, XL


White in black, White in blue, White in grey, White in red, White in yellow


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